BOBETTE THE CRAZY CAT!

I've mentioned her before on twitter, she is Garfield without the appetite. Always where I am and a bit snotty with Buddy my big sweet black cat. I'm writing about her because she had imageninary babies. A month or so ago she was in season(OK in heat) about drove me and everyone including the dog Willie crazy. Yesterday she had the kitties, so she thinks, and it seems I'm one of them. She is forever washing me anyway which is not a fun way to be awaken. Now to get on with it last evening she attacked the dog, bad Bobette. Utt OH! My husband came in, she nailed him. Then she layed down in the doorway between the kitchen and Dinning room and defied anyone to enter, ready to attact at any moment. (inside I'm LMAO) I had to lock her on the back porch for the night. This morning when I let her out she made a bee-line for the bedroom. No way she thinks her babies are under the bed, so until she sane again no more bedroom.